Stevie Nicks belts out “Dreams” countless times on the radio during my long drive down to New Orleans. It is a song, like most I gather, about wronged love, dreams foiled and hope at the end of the storm. One line sticks with me most, “Like a heartbeat drives you mad in the stillness of remembering what you had and what you lost.” I don’t feel my heartstrings tugging over a wronged relationship, but rather my heart beats for the road. It drives me almost mad as I search for reasons to be on the road, the zaniest of roadside attractions. These roads come into my travels, I have them for a time and I quickly lose them in the rearview mirror. And still, I prefer to travel by car, heartbreak and all. When New Orleans can be within a two-day road trip, I will gladly get up early to hit the road.
I begin in Arkansas. Coming from Colorado, where as my Dad bluntly put it, “Only the dumb trees start flowering in March”, it was a vision to see brightly colored flowering trees along the side of the road. These stunners are southerners. A March frost isn’t a part of their reality as it is in Colorado. There reality consists of being pretty in fuchsia for all those behind car windows to see.
In case you don’t know my traveling style very well, I tend to seek out oddball attractions. I’m not sure what that says about me, but I will search through the corners of the Internet on my phone for just the mere chance the next town I’m passing through has the “world’s largest” of something. Watermelon, beer can, easel, I don’t discriminate their meanings. The road down from Arkansas to Louisiana presents an odd opportunity this oddball couldn’t resist, standing in two states at the same time.
I tack on 15 extra minutes to my otherwise long drive to see and do these zany things. In Texarkana, the city’s attraction is its very location. Set in Texas and Arkansas with a great State Line Avenue dividing the two, I see an end to riding the line in sight. I spot Texarkana’s Courthouse and Post Office, right on the state line. Supposedly this is the only building the U.S. to do so, fraught with indecision as to where it wants to reside, Texas or Arkansas? Standing in two different places at once sends a thrill through this road tripper. While I have no reason to be in Texarkana, its very positioning lends the city and myself a purpose. And they say you can’t be in two places at the same time.
After touching my toes in Texas, I make the long drive back of mere seconds to Arkansas. The next oddity on the road isn’t far away in the town of Fouke. The southwestern town is home to the legend of the Boggy Creek Monster, a southern Sasquatch of sorts. In the 1960s and 1970s, people began reporting a monster of around 7 to 10 feet tall roaming and harassing the area. A low budget movie even tackled the myth or mystery.
Finding the Boggy Creek Monster was much easier than I had thought. No, he wasn’t lurking in the creek or spooking some farm animals. He stands in giant wooden cutout form for people like me. I put my best monster face forward and quickly realize I couldn’t pull off Boggy Creek Monster brunette.
Crossing into Louisiana, a pelican welcomes me on the state sign. The landscape turns more swampy, making it seem entirely possible that a Boggy Creek Monster could very well cross the state line for swampland. Rather, I just catch second glimpses of what I think are gators in the water surrounding the road. Perhaps they enjoy going by road too.
Before you reach New Orleans, you might come by way of Baton Rouge. I detour yet again, tacking on those extra fifteen minutes to my long drive. I have to cast my eyes on the building in the city commanding all attentions with its size. The Baton Rouge Capitol Building is an Art Deco confection, attempting to touch the sky with its 34 stories. Manicured acreage hugs the capitol building, lending a fine place to stretch the legs.
While the evidence is undeniable that I can’t resist stopping to stand in two states, a meeting with a monster, spotting a gator, gazing all the way up a capitol to the sky or the fuchsia flowers on a blooming tree along the road, these oddities add up to a thing of normalcy for me. Traveling by car takes me back to the first moments I learned what travel was all about. I might be less annoying to travel with than I was at four years old, but I am still ever spirited when I hit the road.
New Orleans is waiting, a city that doesn’t seem to wait for anyone. Crowds convene in the city especially this time of year, when spring break and Bourbon Street collide. It is the destination for many, but for me, it is the beginning. I almost forget where I am going amidst the monsters and wacky roadside stops. The road to the attraction is a sight for these eyes.
Do you love road trips? Have you ever forgotten about your destination and found yourself wrapped up in the journey on the road?
john says
Road trips are absolutely one of my favorite ways to travel. Unfortunately I’ve been spending far too much time traveling at 30,000 feet recently for work (something about them wanting me to get where I’m going quickly….) though I can imagine taking the long, scenic way to Baton Rouge, New Orleans, or Atlanta every week would be much more fun. As I type this from somewhere in the air over Tennessee, I can’t help but think of the offbeat attractions I’m missing below me.
Sam says
For some reason I’ve always wanted to visit one of those places with a clear cut state or border line. Like in those photos where you see people lying down across the equator line it has a ‘be in two places at one time’ kind of appeal to me. Perhaps I’d feel like I was being a super efficient traveller if I could have one foot in Arkansas and the other in Texas at the same time…
Keane says
I love how wacky this country is sometimes! Love your photos 🙂 Thanks for sharing.
Keane
Emily @ Maiden Voyage says
Haha, I love the Big Foot pic. These types of oddities are one of the glorious things about road trips! I also love standing on state lines–it’s such a bizarre and cool thing to say you’ve done. One time when driving from Texas to Colorado, we stopped in Amarillo for the night…home of the 72-ounce steak challenge. Though we didn’t go to that restaurant 🙂 New Orleans is the perfect destination if you like quirky stuff–there are oddities around every corner!
Amanda says
Roadside attractions are definitely one of the best parts of any road trip! It took my sister and I much longer to travel between two points than it should have when we were driving cross-country last summer, simply because we’d stop just about anywhere that looked cool or odd!
My favorite roadside attraction had to be the Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo. So random, yet so fun!
Ceri says
I love road trips and these sort of roadside attractions are what makes a good journey sometimes. Loved your pictures, hunni. <3
natalie says
I stumbled onto your blog (I have no idea how) and I giggled at the Texarkana pictures. I work in that courthouse and people are out front taking pictures daily. The inside is even more confusing since half of the courthouse falls into the district of Arkansas and half falls into the district of Texas.